When it almost seemed like it wouldnt happen
I shit solid today. It took a fucking week! So lets recap
Friday night loose bowels, threw up all fucking night. On the hour, set you watch to it. Blech
Saturday- No poo, no vomit. I drink gatorade, water, and eat some corn chips. Horrendous abdominal pain, and general body discomfort. Stay home from work
Sunday- Go to work, still no poo no vom. I eat a little bit of pizza crust and munch on corn chips. Go out to Red Robin with my dad for fathers day. Eat half of a whiskey river burger and a handful of fries. Stomach pains increase. No vom. 915 the poo hits. On the hour all goddamn night. A lot of bathroom time compared to the past 24 hours.
Monday poo fountain continues until i take 2 immodium. At this time I recouped and stayed home from work AGAIN. I eat the brat diet and try to drink fluids. I am losing it at this point. I have tried to catch up on news, bike news, movies, et al. I need to get out of the house.
Tuesday, i go back to work. No poo. Very little appetite, i eat a samosa and 1.5 cuts of pizza. drink some soda, drink some gatorade, drink some ginger ale.
Wednesday Feeling weak but on the mend sorta. I play a show with da band and feel great for the first 3 songs. I slowly degrade through the last 6. Feel whiped out afterwards.
Thursday- poo fountain returns. Missy Wright, sufferer of stomach flu this year, tells me to stop eating until the poo stops, then hit brat diet. I started feeling like i was going to pass out. I was weak, my head was caving in. I needed caffiene, food, probably ice cream. I nibbled on some pizza but kept it cool. I was breaking the rules.
Friday poo stopped around noontime thursday, today i felt A.O.K. and took a solid shit for the first time in one week at 4.35 PM.
I should start labeling blogs (sick) because not only have i noticed my self being really really sick this year, but it is a time that i blog alot.
Hmmm
I would like to thank my lovey Carolyne for taking care of me. I would like to thank Missy for the leadout even though i ate a doughnut last night, and all of the Pro Bikes customers who listened to me audibly fart and curse or waited for the end of poo fountain.
Friday night loose bowels, threw up all fucking night. On the hour, set you watch to it. Blech
Saturday- No poo, no vomit. I drink gatorade, water, and eat some corn chips. Horrendous abdominal pain, and general body discomfort. Stay home from work
Sunday- Go to work, still no poo no vom. I eat a little bit of pizza crust and munch on corn chips. Go out to Red Robin with my dad for fathers day. Eat half of a whiskey river burger and a handful of fries. Stomach pains increase. No vom. 915 the poo hits. On the hour all goddamn night. A lot of bathroom time compared to the past 24 hours.
Monday poo fountain continues until i take 2 immodium. At this time I recouped and stayed home from work AGAIN. I eat the brat diet and try to drink fluids. I am losing it at this point. I have tried to catch up on news, bike news, movies, et al. I need to get out of the house.
Tuesday, i go back to work. No poo. Very little appetite, i eat a samosa and 1.5 cuts of pizza. drink some soda, drink some gatorade, drink some ginger ale.
Wednesday Feeling weak but on the mend sorta. I play a show with da band and feel great for the first 3 songs. I slowly degrade through the last 6. Feel whiped out afterwards.
Thursday- poo fountain returns. Missy Wright, sufferer of stomach flu this year, tells me to stop eating until the poo stops, then hit brat diet. I started feeling like i was going to pass out. I was weak, my head was caving in. I needed caffiene, food, probably ice cream. I nibbled on some pizza but kept it cool. I was breaking the rules.
Friday poo stopped around noontime thursday, today i felt A.O.K. and took a solid shit for the first time in one week at 4.35 PM.
I should start labeling blogs (sick) because not only have i noticed my self being really really sick this year, but it is a time that i blog alot.
Hmmm
I would like to thank my lovey Carolyne for taking care of me. I would like to thank Missy for the leadout even though i ate a doughnut last night, and all of the Pro Bikes customers who listened to me audibly fart and curse or waited for the end of poo fountain.
Labels: Fucking Illness
posted by Soupie! at 9:34 PM
3 Comments:
uh-oh. maybe that donut was my fault since I compulsively got them at the uni-mart then left them at sara's.
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